Me: Baby, Aunt Jenny got her wedding ring so you can carry it at her wedding when you are the ring bearer!
Baby: I don't want to be the ring bearer. I won't go to that wedding!
Me: Why don't you want to be the ring bearer?
Baby: Because we don't have a bear costume.
Me: (Hysterical laughter)
Baby: But we have a penguin costume, Mommy.