Monday, September 27, 2010

Chemo Is Not Loverly

Picture Audrey Hepburn singing these twist on a classic favorite:

All I want is a place somewhere
far away from this chemo chair
where women have no hair
Oh, chemo is not loverly.

The nurse says be careful
what you eat
I say I still can not feel my feet
Off week is such a treat
Oh, chemo is not loverly.

Not so loverly sittin'
abso-bloomin'-lutely still
I want to cry when it comes
in view just over the hill.

Old ladies staring straight at me
Talking over my misery
Oh, where is Stephani?
No, chemo is not loverly.
Loverly, loverly, loverly--
No, chemo is not loverly.


Anna Patricia said...

You have three wonderful little boys... I'm sure they look up to their strong mama. Love from Fremont...

Sharon said...

Ahh . . . takes me back to my Senior Year research paper . . .

You are so creative!

Momma Wolg said...

Such talent. Like I said before, you live in a musical.
cancer, chemo and you still have your humor. amazing.
love you.

bhayes11 said...

This is a hoot - you are so clever! So sorry you have to sit in that chair - still praying for you.

EA McQuitty said...

Stephani, you are an inspiring example and great encourager. . . I am personally blessed by your writing!

A fellow survivor,
Pastor Andy