4. ...Sets off the fire alarm at church.
5. ...Prefers to sleep on the floor instead of in his own bed. For many nights in a row.
6. ...Asks hard questions about God, heaven, hell, sin, and salvation.
7. ...Thinks potty training is fine for other children, but not for him personally.
Maybe one day I'll write the manual and it will be standard for all new parents. Wish me luck.