Friday, January 25, 2013

Little Boys Are Wise and Witty

On Women:

"There's somebody who likes me.  She's a girl.  She's taller than me, but my shoes are bigger than hers."--Baby, age 7

"There are 3 things you need to get a good girlfriend:  Be good looking, be a Christian, and don't pass flatulence very much.  I'm probably not going to get a very good girl."--M, Little Middle's buddy, age 9

On Personal Hygiene:

"Man, his pit hairs are out of control!"--Goliath, age 11

On Calendaring:

"Friday is my favorite day of the year."--Little Middle, age 8

On Home Decor:

"Mom, we need those things that stick to pictures and make them not fall down."--Baby, age 7


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