Baby: OK.
Little Middle (in a loud, booming voice): Noah, I command you to build an ark!
Baby/Noah (shouting): NO!
Little Middle/God: Then I will make it rain on your head. (Insert rain sounds.)
Noah, build an ark!
Baby/Noah: NO!
Little Middle/God: Then I will strike you with lighting! (Insert loud lightning-ish sound.)
Noah, for the last time! BUILD AN ARK FOR ME!!!
Baby/Noah: OK! I will do it!
Little Middle/God: Thank you. I am happy now.
3 comments:
why don't my children respond in the positive that fast? may I burrow little middle for a while to see if he works on my kids?
Yeah, a guy in our office yesterday tried (for $80!) to eat one of those packaged pickles and couldn't do it. He should learn from your boys...
That's about how some of my conversations with God go!
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